One too literal

This is toooo good to be true!
This guy has decided to do the unthinkable - have the literal 'translation' of a song - you hear what you see! It's more fun than expected, so follow the lyrics and do not forget to check out Loser because I had a 29min battle inside me which one to post here :)

... not make dreams your master

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And which is more: you'll be a Man, my son!

If
by Rudyard Kipling

StarWars

I have to admit I have never been a fan, but this is probably due to the fact that I have never seen all the series. And have actually never had the urge to do so. But it seems like a classic, so I take it as a challange - by the end of the year (???) I plan to watch all VI parts of the epic. Hopefully after surviving it I will share some more insights. But at the risk of sounding too anti-sw, for me it seems idiotic to start a series from the end. Or almost end.
Anyways, check the stencils from around the world - they are kinda inspirational and I have to admit I absolutely adore this song. It's awful and not musical, the lyrics sucks and the MC is worse than my half-deaf dog at rapping. Still, I can't stop humming it. Monday crazyness always gets me...

Gettin healthy

... as seen somewhere in Sofia :)
Actually the titles of the drugs for joint health are faaaaaaaaar more frightening than any joint (health).

Ava-hontas?

And just when you think the Hollywood people are NOT out of fresh ideas..

I seriously doubt that James Cameron has never seen Pocahontas, but Avatar is great in so many ways, that the obvious parallel is easily ignored.

the french do it better

The recently 'scandalous' anti-smoking campaign, suggesting
smoking = sexual submission
Weird doesn't even strat to cover it...

Hopeful

...somewhere, out there is another little freak that would love us, understand us and kiss our three heads and make it all better...